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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MACARENA

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

Cheeseface people unite

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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

I’ve only once thought it would be nice to have a kid and that was because I saw the most adorable pair of baby shoes

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officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

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quizillla:

holy shit

liberal darkness… pffftt, racist

quizillla:

holy shit

liberal darkness… pffftt, racist

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eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

Are you my bandmate?

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post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

First time ever to like a infomercial 

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lameborghini:

who is she

It was about time the lamb ate Mary

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prettylittleliarsannotations:

Can Detective Tanner arrest Byron Montgomery for being a dick? JK, being a dick can’t be a crime in Rosewood or else EVERYONE would be arrested. 

But burying shovels is, tough

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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All of the above, except for the cheesy ones

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